I’M AT THE LIBRARY TRYING TO READ A GODDAMN BOOK AND I LOOK UP AND SHAQ IS SMIRKING SENSUALLY AT ME FROM BEHIND A BOOK AND I CAN’T FOCUS I’M SO UNCOMFORTABLE
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
BUT WHY IS THIS A REAL THING THO.
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT
IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE
Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
i will never not reblog this
Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.
He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking
I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it
I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.
It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.
this badass son of a bitch eats spongebob and his family