Reasons why im a bad friend:
• i get too attached
• i will complain about all my problems to you
• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
• i need to be reassured
periodicallyCONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying
• i am annoying
• im boring
• i dont know how to keep the conversation going
• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me
original character is free
Don’t you hate it when that happens
this one time we were all over at a friends flat and got wasted and i mean like really completely wasted and when we woke up the next day there stood a fucking ikea shelve in the middle of the room my friend had bought it half a year before but never had the motivation to build it so apparently during that night we built an ikea shelf and to this day none of us can remember doing so
Our face swap didn’t really work out
tv show idea: “breaking good”
a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science
Isn’t this just Breaking Bad, but backwards?
i really think you might be on to something
BTW, I am so done with seeing photo-shopped KnB heads on my dash. Here, have some transparent faces to mess with instead.
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
me: it's water
that episode where Arthur punched dw is the funniest thing in the fuckin world
bruh he forreal tagged her in her shit for Breakin his model airplane nigga I’m bout to die lmao